May 2013
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May 21st
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If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
May 21st
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My sex life has been like Goldie Locks and the Three Bears
May 20th
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guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED  I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: my life is a lie. “I used to be and...
May 20th
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butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing 
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My mom got mad at me for putting waffles in the toaster. She threatened to leave without me because of it. Those poor waffles.
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May 14th
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A special message for my followers.
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May 13th
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sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER “IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...
May 13th
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iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
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May 5th
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So I normally never do things like this...
askneera-the-zorua: I’m always afraid of making personal posts on my blogs, yeah even my personal one, because of scrutiny.  Until recently I’ve never really felt I was worth much of anything and any issues I had were whiny, first world problems that nobody should bother with.  So, until recently, I never really told anyone my issues.  But now, life’s different and I’m kinda just…in a really...
May 5th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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Oh my gosh guys, there’s a female Nicholas Cage at my school!
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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I appreciate you!
I’m sorry if some of my opinions aren’t what you believe in, but I appreciate you guys sticking with me anyways, I love you guys
May 2nd
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
madeofdoom: jamdalfs-milph: squeekz4all: rox1108: 007-reporting: angelsontheearth: 17851 That’s disgusting. Well done society. Well done. 20,299. 148,628 173,490 208,261 that is horrific. Depressingly, I think it would be a lot higher if people understood that if it’s from friends it counts, if it’s from family it counts, if it’s so subtle no one else notices it still...
May 2nd
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